I'm Spending Christmas In Skyrim

from Foursider by John Mapes

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It's that time of year again. Relatives are coming. Now is the time to hide out in Tamriel until it all blows over.

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The snow is falling down
The roads are getting plowed
And relatives are on their way here
I've got to find a place to hide
Got to make my presence disappear

Well, Christmas time is great
I got nothing against you Jesus
It's just that family interaction
I know where I'd much rather be
Just turning on my X-BOX 360

I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
Winterhold looks lovely this time of year
I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
Grandpa's just about to carve the Christmas skeever

I'll mount my trusty steed
Maybe go kill a giant
And use his toe in Christmas stuffing
I'll head on up to Solitude
And go caroling with the bards (maybe sing "Oh Tannenbaum")

And when it's late
I'll take some nirnroot
And hang it over the doorway
But there's no one there for me to kiss
I keep forgetting that this isn't Dragon Age

I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
I hope Santa visits northern Tamriel
I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
My exquisite dwarven boots make a great stocking

I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
I'm gonna get plastered on a jug of nord mead
I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
In Whiterun we can decorate the withering Gildergreen

I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
Stringing up lights around Azura's shrine
I'm spending Christmas in Skyrim
Sky-rim!

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from Foursider, released February 11, 2012
Written & performed by John Mapes

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Straight from the depths of an undisclosed Twin Cities basement location. Graduate of the Harry Nilsson School of Non-Touring, John Mapes does the music for you!

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